With two School Masters down the team are assaulted by an old flatulent man wielding a Gladius-Blunderbus. It can only be the Latin Master. Listen along as they wrestle not only with a dead language, but the incompetence of their Puzzle Master as well.
There is a cannon and at the end of all this someone is getting fired out of it.
This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.
Puzzle by: Mike (A+ for style, D- accuracy)
Editor: Jon
Nominated Latin Speaker: Ben

Last week the team dispatched the Latin master at Grumbledowns Preparatory School For the Monetarily Advantaged. No sooner has his Peppermint Poisoned corpse hit the ground then the team dive into the Chemistry Lab to dispatch their next school master. Much hinges in this episode, as so often in history, on the placement of a comma, and the interpretation therof!
 
And cheese. Lots of cheese.
 
This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.
Puzzle by: Ben
Editor: Jon
Withering commentary: Mike.
Attack of Gout: Jamie.
 
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After benefitting from early release at Timpson's prison, the team embark on their new carrers as Teaching Assistants, the infantryman of the school world (quite literally in some places). There first job is a placement at Grumbledown's Acadamy for the something something, home to quivering school boys and predatory teachers. Join them as they attempt to murder the headmaster by unusual means.
 
This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.
Puzzle by: Jamie
Editor: Jon
Episode art: Dom Jordan
Withering commentary: Mike.

Wanted in out of the cold and put your orders in - our gang of four look back over the past three episodes.
We spend some time talking about what Mairi is currently up to, and then segue into the ses spit that is X, formerly known as Twitter. Ending, as ever with some recommendations, and a little ditty.
Hosts: Jamie Gibbs, Mike Collins, Mairi Nolan, Jon SaundersEditor: Ben Lavery-GriffithsEpisode art: Dom Jordan
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Be quick and be quiet! You're on the run from a drove a sunburnt gammon headcases and you attempt to find some solace in the library.
You had previously skipped passed the canteen and didn't have the chance to devour a jam roly-poly, however you quickly discover someone who has, and they aren't in the best of states...
When all is said and done, sometimes the answer is inside you all along...
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Puzzle design: Jamie GibbsSolvers: Mike Collins, Mairi Nolan, Jon SaundersEditor: Ben Lavery-GriffithsEpisode art: Dom Jordan
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Out of the processing room and into the prison, as the old saying goes - that's where you begin this weeks puzzle.
Timpson's Prison has a peculiar layout, you are split up and must not only find each other but discover how you can escape this place.
Quick thinking, awkward neck bending, and a well placed utterance is just some of what's needed...
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Puzzle design: Jon SaundersSolvers: Mike Collins, Mairi Nolan, Jamie GibbsEditor: Ben Lavery-Griffiths
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Welcome back to part one of the exciting second instalment of our new format!
Having escaped the rotary club you make your way to your new council house, when you wind up becoming accidental eco activists and are incarcerated at the new Timpson's Prison.
Of course you begin in the processing room, which you must progress through before a hoard of 500 sunburnt gammon headcases come crashing in behind you. Your only obstacles are a furry felon and an innocuous looking door...
 
Puzzle design: Mike CollinsSolvers: Jon Saunders, Mairi, Jamie GibbsEditor: Ben Lavery-Griffiths
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Join us as we pull up a chair and pull back the curtain on the last few episodes. We also get into why apple cake and custard is delicious, and go on a little rant about the size of IKEA beds.
Hosts: Mike Collins, Ben Lavery-Griffiths, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs
Editor: Jamie Gibbs
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