Escape the Customs Office

Unusually starting this episode with a PSA. The subject matter of this room hinges on a suicide attempt which some listeners might, understandably, not want to make light of in any way. While I hope we handle it sensitively, it may not be for everyone.
Hopefully helpfully, if this troubles you in a serious way, you may want to talk to someone about it.
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This week the team find themselves locked in a self-driving Van with everything they posess and the ominous number 5.
Will Ben be able to pronounce his own name?
Will Anna murder another slug?
Will Jamie make it to his second Jab?
Would Dom make a good Poultergeist?
And finally, when Jon meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates, will he ever be forgiven for this...
 

It's not what you think. Also it's filled with utterly horrible puns.
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This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school.
Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers!
Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit!
Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth!
Also, the map! 
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Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean.
(This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)?
Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like:
Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits?
Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer?
Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities?
And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course?
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It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol."
We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!
Will Tony make foodie history?
What is Mrs Cratchet cooking?
How might Alan violate some guests?
Will Fred remember his lines?
Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out!
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It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-
 
It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!
 
Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot?
Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer?
Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?
 
Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!
 
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*When Jon remembers

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!
The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...
So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?
 

Hooo boy, did we record this episode in the fittingly pissing rain? Yes we did. I hope you like ASMR, and listening to the lengths we'll go to to maintain social distancing.
Join Anna, Laura and Dom as they escape Mike's totally accurate depiction of the English countryside!
Will they wicker the escape man?
Will they observe the country code?
Will there be enough pringles?
Tune in! Find out!
 
Also go check out https://www.realityescapecon.com/ if you haven't already. It sounds pretty cool.
 
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