Books, hemorrhoids, maximalism and Gaviscon at the Harvester (Pubisode)

Whoah, has an evil future gym teacher dude made most non-non-heinous android copies of Mike and Laura, killed them - all to avert a utopian future based on being excellent to one another?
No, that's the plot to Bill and Ted you silly billy. Instead, Dom has trapped Mike and Laura in a room with a terrible choice - Scrabble, darts, chess, or Mortal Kombat?
If you'd like to play along at home, you might need this mysterious sigil:
and the value of Scrabble tiles:

This pub-isode contains spoilers for our previous episode - Feel the Burn - if you haven't heard that episode yet, please do go and given it a listen first.
 
In this very first pub-isode, Mike, Bailey and Dom join Jamie at The Bodybuilder's Arms for a debrief about the previous episode and have a little chat.
 
Mike's podcast recommendation on this episode is Crypto Island by PJ Vogt - give it a listen and chime in on our debate about whether cryptocurrency is a load of old cobblers.

It's 'new year, new me!' over at The Infinite Escape Room, as Mike, Bailey and Dom bring copious amounts of sweat to Jamie's gym puzzles.
MARVEL at the geographic diversity of Jamie's Arnie impression
WINCE at Dom 'sampling' the sweat cauldron
RECOIL at Bailey's recounting of the horror that is Spin Class
This episode was brought to you by Mantis Toboggan's Instant Shart™, as well as our patrons Dave Shaw, Tonje Beate Halvorsen, and Hill Burton.
 
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This week's solvers were Mike Collins, Emma Bailey and Dom Jordan. Your Games Maestro and puzzle creator was Jamie Gibbs.

Ho ho ho! It's that magical time of year where a severed head seeks brutal vengeance for a supplanted god of the winter solstice! Plus jolly old Santa! And Sherry!
It's absolutely not a bleak pagan nightmare. It's a Christmas special. Honest!
This one is hosted by pagan fertility enthusiast Dom, and solved by those cheerful innocent wee boys Mike, Ben and Jamie.
Here's the images you'll need if you want to play along at home:
Clearing
 
Lock
Note

This week, Mike, Jon Jamie are turned from monkeys to monks by a Dom's monasterial machinations!
It's an absolute belter - and if you want to play along at home, here's the image assets you'll need...
Portraits
 
Grid
 
Mysterious rune
 
Awesome runic number system
 

This week, Dom, Anna and Laura find themselves at the behest of Mike's Mars Bar wielding Elon Musk.
In order to complete his total domination of social media, they'll need to infiltrate Facebook HQ and get the platform cancelled! But watch out for the Zuck's stinger!
Is it one of Mike's tightest puzzles? Possibly not. Did he have a lot of fun doing the voices? Yes he did.
Also Jamie cameo's in this episode in one of our most/least copyright infringing characters depending on if he's wearing a shirt. See if you can spot it.
And don't forget, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon for extra perks, or hit us up on Twitter or Facebook to wink saucily at us in 140 something characters or less.

Laura and Dom find themselves back in 2012 during the London Olympics. They must find the missing Olympic Torch before the opening ceremony comes to Trafalgar Square!
Will Dom and Laura find the torch?
Does cleaning the place up help at all?
What on earth is a rampant lion doing in Trafalgar Square?
All of this, and much more in this weeks episode!
 

Happy New Year!
 
We're back! Slightly older, slightly weirder, slightly drunker, but not slighter. We pickup where we left off with the team approaching an inoccent looking Railway Station, just in time to catch the last train home. If only they had enough money for tickets...
This episode features a new solver, Annekoos! (Honor-Coast without the "t" at the end"). She was sadly limited to a laptop mic, so apologies for the audio quality on her track, we'll get her setup properly in time for her next outing.
So without, further ado, lets get stuck in!