Advent Calendar Countdown - The ninth day of Macarena

Don't worry, we've not come over all D&D! Except that Mike is now a level fifteen sex wizard with incredible hands and a burning beard, All four foot of Dom looks great in his high heels and cape, and Lizard Anna tries to nab the last of the beer from Dom's iron grip.
Can this mismatched band of merry adventurers escape the Dragon's Lair?
We know the answer, and you too can share in this powerful elder knowledge by listening on!
Also Dom got really in to drawing his notes for this episode, so we've included them here for your entertainment. Let us know how you feel about fantasy TIER on twitter @TIER_PODCAST

This week, Anna has Mike, Laura and Dom locked in the fun filled tent of a Punch and Judy show!
Is it behind them?
Where's Judy?
How does one calculate net puppet happiness?
Lend us your ear holes, and find out!

This week, Mike, Dom and Aled find themselves up brown creek without a paddle, in Billy Bonka's legally distinct wonderful Chocolate Factory! 
Will Aled solve world hunger?
Will Dom become the generation defining chocolate rapper/wrapper?
Will Mike end up in questionable moral territory while considering Umpa Lumpa breeding particulars?
Will everyone have too much beer and wine before they start and get the giggles?
Listen in, and all shall be revealed!

This week, Mike, Laura, Anna and Dom find themselves imprisoned by that rich lunatic, Bruce Wayne! And his mystery mate Batman.
Will Alfred be cockney, posh or toned from picking up towels?
Will a heavily trademarked character or villain appear to enrich everyone's day with their distinct intellectual property?
Will Warner Brothers be in contact shortly with a takedown request? Oh cripes please don't sue us WB - we cool yeah?
Hopefully not, but just in case enjoy it while you can!

Recorded in an actual pub, which it turns out makes editing hard!
Thish week, Mike, Dom and Anna find themshelves trapped behind the big flat thing that all of the beer and mickshers live behind.
Will they escape before some dreadful pub regular starts waffling on about how he called the police because a prostitute tied him up and stole his camera? (True story...ugh...)
Will Mike and Anna spec out their perfect pub lunch, even though it is in no way related to any puzzles?
Will we seamlessly stop for a second round of drinks even though we're plenty squiffy after the first?
You'll probably find out if you give it a listen. Go on you cheeky goose.

This week, Dom's prepared a mysterious all-in-one escape room for Mike, Aled and Ben. Can they escape Mordo the Magician's Atlantian tower before it sinks forever?
Marvel at his collection of curios!
Wonder at the apocalyptic view from the window!
Inspect the threadbare monkey's butt!
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We're also on the Instagrams with the rest of the kids and we still have no idea how it works.

This week, Mike, Ben and Dom find themselves trapped in the annual celebration of the Gregorian calender cycle - Jools Holland's Hootenanny!
Will they escape before 2019 comes and gives them a bloody good kicking? Will they be able to crawl past the last smidgen of 2018 without yet another toe in the political and economic goolies?
Nurse your hangover, and find out!
 
If you enjoy the podcast, please don't forget to subscribe. If you'd like to contact us, make a request or leave a comment, you can reach us at theinfiniteescaperoom.com, on our facebook page or our twitter feed (@TIER_podcast).
We're also on the Instagrams with the rest of the kids and we still have no idea how it works.

To celebrate the bizarre intercontinental American faux-holiday of Halloween - why not treat yourself to a cheeky bonus episode?
This week, Mike, Laura, Dom and Anna all have far too much beer, and play a spooky Infinite Escape Room Party game. Will they escape before they run out of beer?!
 
Spoiler - they don't. They end up switching to brandy and rum. Mike had a horrid headache the next morning.