Escape The Garden.

Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?
Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!
Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.
And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this!
Will Jon ever open his front door again?Will Katie overcome her suspicion of holes?Will Chris ever wash off the invisible ink?
Tune in, and find out!

Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.
And if that hasn't wet your whistle...
Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before?Will Danny be the sensible boi?Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time?
Tune in and find out!
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You know what's great? FRIENDS. The having of them, and the homages to. If either of those prospects tickle your biscuit then this tasty new episode from Tony is going to be right up your cul-de-sac. Why not join us as we:
Marvel as Jon missing the blindingly obvious references!
Wonder at Sam's sound and plumbing setup!
Nod knowingly at Bailey's James Earl Jones knowledge!
Giggle sympathetically at Tony's noble efforts to keep the recording on track!
And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.
P.s. Mike edited this, and found the experience surreal but very pleasant, as it's the first time he's edited something he hasn't been in. He's really hoping he didn't chop anything important out.

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!
The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...
So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?
 

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.
Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?Why can't the Robots pronounce Aled's name?Who's this Aled guy anyway?
Tune in, find out!
Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:
Initial Positions------------R1------------------R4----------------------------R2---------R3----------------
-----------L------M-----A------T-------
And then after a little shuffle...
------T------R1------------------R4----L----------------A--------R2----------R3-----M----------
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This week Laura, Mike and Ben emerge safe and sound from their doomed plane, only to become trapped in Jon's unassuming church.
Why is the Church made of wood?
How did Laura become so good at flying twin-engined aircraft?
Will all those years of Welsh language schooling finally come in handy?
Tune in and find out!

This week Ben, Chris, and Mike rummage around the robes of a man that Jon killed off.
 
An puzzle wrapped up in a bunker, wrapped up in a consiracy, wrapped up in a perfectly reasonable explanation thank you very much, guv'na!
 
P.S. If you like escape rooms, and we think you probably do, check out RECON - The Reality Escape Convention: https://www.realityescapecon.com/
 
P.P.S.  Persons partaking in puzzling at ones personal pace will require the following visual clues:
 
 
 
 
Yes, we reminded Jon that we're an audio podcast!
 
And for anyone who's pod catching doesn't import the images, here re the links:
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