Escape the Cabin of Disappointment

This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres.
Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory!
Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate!
Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are!
By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids for that.
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Ah, the great outdoors; beautiful flowers, captivating foliage, the wreckage of a sports car in a fountain. Bliss. This week join Jamie, Laura and Mike as they wrestle with Jon's topical Garden puzzle. Why is it topical?....we'll get to that.
 
Will Jamie nail a Deep South accent?
Will Q's identity finally be revealed?
Will Laura finally call time on her first marriage?
 
Tune in, find out!
 
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This week Aled, Chris, and Mike find themselves in a shopping mall - after hours of course! They just miss a familiar character who manages to help them out anyway.
 
What will Aled begrudge not doing earlier?
Does Chris' body paint actually help?
What will Mike put in his water pistol?
 
Time penalties, stacking blocks, and answers to the above can be found in this weeks episode!
 
P.S. Ben would like to send a huge thanks to Hill Burton for supplying some beer for the episode, and to apologise for how long it took to appear on the show - he inadvertently put into storage with much of his other belongings...
 
 

Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?
Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!
Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.
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This week, Mike and Ben are joined by Amanda, Errol, Mike (a different Mike) and Ruby from the Room Escape Divas podcast, escaping from Andrew Lloyd Webber's threats in a hip and trendy cat cafe!
Will Errol get a cup of coffee, or will it be matcha?
Will Amanda break something with a cupcake?
Will Mike and Ruby manage to solve a puzzle while also being fab parents?
TIFO!
P.S. The theme for this episode was requested by our first Escape Boss Tier patreon, Ryann. Hope you liked it Ryann!
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Also - here's the bits you might need to solve the puzzles in this episode:
Menu
Hot Drinks
Price
Allergen information
Meowchiatto
£3.95
(TWST)
Catpurrchino
£3.20
(THN)
Ameowricano
£2.50
(TP)
Meowcha
£4.20
(CPCK)
Hot Chocacat
£4.00
(TH)
 
Regulars favourites
Mr RTT: Catpurrchino
Miss G: Meowcha
Mr D: Hot Chocacat
 

Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this!
Will Jon ever open his front door again?Will Katie overcome her suspicion of holes?Will Chris ever wash off the invisible ink?
Tune in, and find out!

IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART!
You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure:
Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, tiny psycopath and concealer of cages
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, master of genital insults
Will they find Pilchard Pete? Who's doing that horrid chanting? Aren't tombs supposed to have dead bodies in them someplace? If you're any way intrigued by those questions then give this sweet mess a listen. Also if you want to play along with the puzzle, you'll find the following visual aids tres useful:
(you can click the images to view them at full size)
We hope you enjoyed this brief departure from our normal format. Normal service will be resumed next week...until our Christmas specials :D
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH
If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.
Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:
Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.
Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)