Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 2 - The Ork Meets The Pork

Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.
So join...
Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
(Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington
...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.
Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.
And if that hasn't wet your whistle...
Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before?Will Danny be the sensible boi?Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time?
Tune in and find out!
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This week Aled, Laura, and Mike attempt to escape Ben's technically challenging Megadome.
 
Will Mike play chicken?
Does Aled get into a sticky situation?
Can Laura's culinary prowess help them escape?
 
Tune in and find out in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
 
 
P.S.
We used Cheerful Manners" by Tim Beek (timbeek.com)
You might find this recipe delicious: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/sticky-citrus-sponge-cake
And Aled mentioned Buttery Biscuit Base - how could we not include a link to it!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!
The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...
So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?
 

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.
Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?Why can't the Robots pronounce Aled's name?Who's this Aled guy anyway?
Tune in, find out!
Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:
Initial Positions------------R1------------------R4----------------------------R2---------R3----------------
-----------L------M-----A------T-------
And then after a little shuffle...
------T------R1------------------R4----L----------------A--------R2----------R3-----M----------
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This week Laura, Mike, and Tony land in Lunar Lullaby FM and listen to Ben's puzzle.
Resurrecting the venerable MiniDisk, join our escapees flick through some masterful (an in some cases quite tropical) soothing bedtime tunes.
Whose greasy fingers have been tampering with the playlists?
Is the moon really made of cheese?
Can you stay awake to solve these puzzles?
Tune in to find out some of the above, as well as Mike's thoughts on pizza vomit in space!

Join Ben and Jamie...with special guest, Tommy Honton, Escape room designer, raconteur, immersive experience immersifier, as they escape a highly suspicious barn of donkeys!
Shiver in fear at the links to the KGB!
Bray loudly at thier terrible donkey schemes!
Metagame the shit out of your puzzles my dog (You might want to check our twitter feed for a clue).
Special thanks go out to iZoptope who kindly provided us with a copy of their new RX8 audio cleanup software, which helped remove many an ear cringing audio sin from this episode. Thanks guys - you're absolute gems! ('Dialogue Isolate' is the single best answer to the question 'did this person record while sitting on a tumble dryer?' I've had to date. Bloody magic.)
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This week, Aled, Jamie and Laura escape Mike's fiendish celebrity kitchen!
Will Heston Blumental's fiendish creation ruin Gordon Ramsay's sideboards?
Will the puns come thicker that Jamie Oliver's cockney accent?
Will we discover dark truths about Turkey Twizzlers?
Tune in, find out! And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.