Glassless chaps Ep4 - Guinness

IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART!
You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure:
Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, tiny psycopath and concealer of cages
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, master of genital insults
Will they find Pilchard Pete? Who's doing that horrid chanting? Aren't tombs supposed to have dead bodies in them someplace? If you're any way intrigued by those questions then give this sweet mess a listen. Also if you want to play along with the puzzle, you'll find the following visual aids tres useful:
(you can click the images to view them at full size)
We hope you enjoyed this brief departure from our normal format. Normal service will be resumed next week...until our Christmas specials :D
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH
If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.
Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:
Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.
Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and wonderful stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest person alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

Iiiit's Part 2 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
If you haven't listened to Part 1 then hold your horses! Everything will make a whole lot more sense if you give it a listen first :)
Last time we found ourselves dropped in to a fantasy world, slapped with new identities:
Jamie - Our noble GM and owner of a seductive barmaid impersonation
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, and stealthy watcher of old men
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, and the bane of slow table service
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and seducer of grunting hand models
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, wants a shag or a sandwich and isn't fussy which.
...join us in part 2 as we escape the tavern, and throw our puzzle solving skills to the wind as we start putting the hurt on the local wildlife. Meat's back on the menu boys!
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is part 2 of the first recording. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.
So join...
Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
(Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington
...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.
Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
 
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

In another Glassless Chaps, Dom shares a cheeky cocktail to cool you off as our roasting planet gently slips in to the surface of the sun.
When not sampling an occasional tipple, Dom illustrates at domjordanillustration.com
If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

It's another cheeky bonus mini for your lovely earholes, you gorgeous people you. In this episode of Glassless Chaps, Dom shares his honeymoon period with Norrlunds Guld, and the dread discovery that followed it.
 
Dom's a pretty sweet illustrator by the way. You can check out his art and get in touch with him at domjordanillustration.com
 
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In another Glassless Chaps mini, Mike shares his not-quite-love of his not-quite-favourite beer that he still drinks-not-quite-not-infrequently, Asahi.
As always, these aren't sponsored - but Mike's integrity is on the market, and at a very reasonable price.
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Here at The Infinite Escape Room we love a snifter, and this series of irregular, bonus, mini episodes, we'll take a break from puzzling to wax lyrical about the drinks we love.
In this first, pilot episode - I'll be getting misty eyed over Golden Glory. My favorite beer ever.
Just to reassure you, this is not sponsored content, but brown envelopes full of cash are still welcome.
The Mix Up podcast, whose No Country for Old Albums format influenced this show, can be found here. Shout out to Kyle - love the show!
Let us know what you think of this type of bonus content via the Twitters, or at Facebook. I'd love to hear from you.
Mike