aka Escape Cape Canaveral
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This week Mike, Laura and Aled go where no monkey has gone before on a special mission to space, where we'll ponder such questions as:
Has Jamie overestimated their cleverness?
Does banana bread cook faster in space?
And just how useful is a butt flap on a space suit?
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In this episode Jon can't speak properly because he's been to the dentist. Naturally he decides to make an episode that requires him to accurately deliver Shakespeare. Over and over again. What could go wrong?

Laura and Aled are thrust into the hot and stressful environment of a television studio kitchen, to topple one of the culinary giants.
Can Aled brute force his way in?
Will Laura remember all of the metaphorical open doors?
What happens when you turn an oven on?
Join the gang as they whip up solutions, beat minor puzzles, and mentally stew in this week's episode!

Join Laura, Anna and Dom as they escape Mike's heavenly garden of Eden, and even more heavenly collection of stupid bloody voices.

aka Escape the Tea Shop at the Edge of the Universe
This week, Mike is joined by Brandon and Cici from ESCAPETHEROOMers to serve afternoon tea to a trio of pissed off Monoliths from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
BE AMAZED as Brandon and Cici sweep the room with expert flair.
NOD WITH BRITISH PRIDE as Mike discusses the age-old war between Devon and Cornwall scones.
SHAKE YOUR HEAD DISAPPROVINGLY as Jamie forgets how cakes work and desperately tries to backpedal mid-puzzle.
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There's a point in a friendship when you think you really know someone, that they can no longer surprise you, that the bounds of their creativity are established and you've got them figured out. Then you invite them on to a podcast and without warning they come out with the weirdest attempt at a solution since the Saxons tried using cow dung for disinfecting wounds.
Belt up. Alan has a surprise for you.

Join budding Greek market seller Mike and Japuno champion Jamie in this weeks puzzle to escape a mysterious underground study.
How many knobs can Mike twiddle?
What happened to Margery's Flowers?
How good is Jamie's maths?
While a picture may paint a thousand words and four pictures faint a fair few more - why stare at an inanimate object when you can listen to The Infinite Escape Room!?

Join Ben and Jon as they find themselves trapped in Mike's Library of Alexandria...with a barbarian horde on the horizon!
Listener discretion is advised, as this episode features some truly, truly awful accents, and truly truly truly poorly 'researched' history.
If you want to play along at home, you might find the following obscene papyrus useful:
 
'Minus the Minotaur
SEXENFELCHIDES HELD THE MINOTAUR. ARSE KISSING ENVELOPED THEIR HORNS A LONG INTENSE AGE. THE MINOTAUR SUCKED HOOF AND THE MINOTAUR NEVER DOUBTED. THE MINOTAUR OBLIGED HIS GARGLE OBLIGATIONS DREAMILY. ‘MORE OVERT RAVISHING!’ EXTEMPORISED THE MINOTAUR.'