If you're sat at a computer, take a look at your hands. There they are, resting upon the keyboard, poised, waiting for their chance to give your next whim life. They know what they're doing, those hands. Don't they? Close your eyes, try and type something. How well do you actually know your keyboard?
One thing is certain. You know it much better than these clowns.

After the Infinite Escape Room was powered off, join Jamie and Tony as they walk in circles in the dark. Cries of "Marco" "Polo" ring out into the room.
 
Listen to them warm up a crowd
Hark as they fumble with spinning rust
And take note for the elusive Fray Bentos Pie.
 
It's all kicking off in this week's episode of: The Infinite Escape Room!

It's been really, really hot in the UK recently.
This episode happened. It's a good one.
Join the Ben and the Jamie.
They escape Mike's hot little location.
At one point a man sweats out his guts. Here's what it looks like:
Send 99p flakes.

aka escape the Upside Down trailer
 
This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Jade Shaw, Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Maggie B. Thank you!
 
This episode Jamie is joined by puzzlers extraordinaire David Spira and Peih-Gee Law from Room Escape Artist / Reality Escape Pod / Reality Escape Convention.
 
Join David and Peih-Gee as they puzzle their way through a trailer park trailer that's definitely looking a bit ... Stranger. Don't at me, Duffer Brothers.
 
Cue a time-travelling apple, a cursed Elmo doll and the newest hit event coming soon to all escape rooms near you - The Hunt For The Hidden Bed Cheese.
 
You can also listen to the playlist in the episode on Spotify. It's pretty cool.
 
I created the creepy Elmo doll using an Elmo AI voice generator, which is pretty terrifying.
 
PS This is my game that David mentioned during the episode. I'm not normally one to plug it here but when RoomEscapeArtist says it, who am I to argue?
 
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This week Aled, Bailey and Alan spend half an hour breaking Jon's soul as he tries to guide them through a charming rural wonderland. Aled takes a liking to a passing sheep, Alan rediscovers his love of Munters and Bailey tries to make Jon feel better after the most misguided attempt at comedy since "The Oscars Slap."
Drink up, Strap in, It's Tuesday. Maybe.

Jon and Chris stumble through a meteorological description of a heath detailing the brightness, cloud cover, and precipitation levels only to be confronted by a body in a clearing!
 
What tricks can Jon get up to with an expired flare?
Why is there a hunk of meat in Chris' pocket?
Who the hell put an albatross there!?
 
Enjoy the calm panic of two people rifling through each other pockets - only on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!
 
Several tracks in this episode were created and given to us by the wonderful Tim Beek (timbeek.com): Distant Dungeon and Mystery Unsolved.
 

Join the Mike, Laura and Anna as they escape Dom's Spy infested greasy spoon cafe. Did someone say 'Chef's Breakfast'? A random word generator certainly did.
If you'd like to play along at home, here's the note that the spy slipped us...
Also this episode was absolutely not sponsored by Darlings of Chelsea . Unless they'd like to sling us some free sofabeds, in which case it absolutely was. You can use the discount code GEESEALLTHEWAYDOWN at the checkout to get one of their authentic 'six whole geese' stuffed cushions. For an extra fiver they'll knock the geese out beforehand (would reccomend this. Beak bites hurt)...maybe?
If you're not in the market for a wildfowl riddled sofa but still ahve a few quid jangling in your pocket then why not check out our our Patreon? 
Or just bimble at us on the Twitters or the Facebook.  
 

aka Escape the Boston Tea Party
This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Dave Shaw and Karen Cate. Thank you!
 
Much like Nicolas Cage, we're on a mission to uncover some forgotten American treasures. But unlike Nicolas Cage, we're doing it with a little more tact and a lot less insanity.
 
Join Mike, Laura and Ben as they infiltrate the Boston Tea Party Museum to find the last remaining tea chest from the Boston Tea Party.
Will Mike and Ben find a tri-corner hat that actually fits?
How does Ben unlock the podcast's secret God-Mode?
Is fruit tea really tea or just an infusion?
Find out now in this Independence Day special episode!
 
If you're playing along at home, you'll need this map of the islands around Boston harbour.
 
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And for those who celebrate it, have a most excellent Independence Day!