Jon and Chris stumble through a meteorological description of a heath detailing the brightness, cloud cover, and precipitation levels only to be confronted by a body in a clearing!
 
What tricks can Jon get up to with an expired flare?
Why is there a hunk of meat in Chris' pocket?
Who the hell put an albatross there!?
 
Enjoy the calm panic of two people rifling through each other pockets - only on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!
 
Several tracks in this episode were created and given to us by the wonderful Tim Beek (timbeek.com): Distant Dungeon and Mystery Unsolved.
 

Join the Mike, Laura and Anna as they escape Dom's Spy infested greasy spoon cafe. Did someone say 'Chef's Breakfast'? A random word generator certainly did.
If you'd like to play along at home, here's the note that the spy slipped us...
Also this episode was absolutely not sponsored by Darlings of Chelsea . Unless they'd like to sling us some free sofabeds, in which case it absolutely was. You can use the discount code GEESEALLTHEWAYDOWN at the checkout to get one of their authentic 'six whole geese' stuffed cushions. For an extra fiver they'll knock the geese out beforehand (would reccomend this. Beak bites hurt)...maybe?
If you're not in the market for a wildfowl riddled sofa but still ahve a few quid jangling in your pocket then why not check out our our Patreon? 
Or just bimble at us on the Twitters or the Facebook.  
 

aka Escape the Boston Tea Party
This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Dave Shaw and Karen Cate. Thank you!
 
Much like Nicolas Cage, we're on a mission to uncover some forgotten American treasures. But unlike Nicolas Cage, we're doing it with a little more tact and a lot less insanity.
 
Join Mike, Laura and Ben as they infiltrate the Boston Tea Party Museum to find the last remaining tea chest from the Boston Tea Party.
Will Mike and Ben find a tri-corner hat that actually fits?
How does Ben unlock the podcast's secret God-Mode?
Is fruit tea really tea or just an infusion?
Find out now in this Independence Day special episode!
 
If you're playing along at home, you'll need this map of the islands around Boston harbour.
 
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And for those who celebrate it, have a most excellent Independence Day!

An alternative title for this episode is 'escape Danny's fever dream'. This is not a drill. This episode was genuinely inspired by Danny's covid fuelled fever dream. There was a bit where he saw angels and departed relatives, but we cut that out because he might have come a little too close to crossing the river, and we don't want to alarm anyone.
So yes! Join us as we find ourselves warped beyond imagining and try to bring our fever wracked minds back in to the real.
Also this was recorded all together all cozy like using Mike's lovely new local recording setup. Isn't that nice?
And as ever, if you dig thisthen check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  

This week Mike looses Laura while Jamie is apparated from the sky and find themselves having to interrogate an alien life form!
What can Jamie feel in Mike's pocket?
Can Mike understand alien?
How important is that pot plant...?
Answers, and certainly yet more questions await you!
 
This week's episode had more than 30 minutes of material removed!  If you'd like to hear the unedited version consider signing up to the Arch-Duke of Charitable Excellence tier on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theInfiniteEscapeRoom

The episode in which Mike and Laura find themselves in the midst of a splashy splashy burney death zone, and Mike gets to fulfil a lifelong ambition.
Has Mike unlocked the secrets of successful communism?
Has Jamie finally managed to stump Laura's lightning-fast puzzling prowess?
And just what is a coffee knocker anyway?
Here are the details of the Viking compass and coasters, if you fancy playing along yourself.
Skål!
PS I've taken some liberties with Norse mythology for the sake of the puzzle. If you want a primer on some Norse myths, and like your tunes on the heavier side, I recommend listening to the track Emblas Saga by Brotherhood of Metal. It's pretty wild.
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It's the final part of our Quest special! If you haven't listened to the rest then hold your horses, nip back to part 1 and we'll see you in a while.
Join our roving band of breakfasting adventures as they find the final puzzle piece of Enaria's secrets, and offend a local religion with their dice rolls and use of magical incendiaries. If you'd like to solve the big puzzle along with us, then check out this map of the city. Alternatively, if your day to day life already involves too much brain churning thought then you can skip ahead to the solution.
Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard, and mute war crime in a seven year old's dress-up robe.
Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter, roller of diabolical dice and yorping standup comedian.
Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat, and the bane of park caretakers everywhere.
Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Has moved on from horny animals to ones with big trunks for sucking, and beaks for beaking.
And Tony is our guide, leading us through the adventure, and starving for a curry.
You can find out more about the gang via our character sheets, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.
If you like what we've been doing here then check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  We hope you enjoyed the special - back to regular TIER stuff next week!

It's part 3 of our 4 part Quest special! Join our band of merry adventurers as they conduct a little light tomb desecration, Dieter invocation and snoozy brunching! If you haven't listened to part 1 and part 2 yet then quick, go back - give them a listen!
Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. He doesn't say much, which on reflection is an interesting choice of character trait for a podcast.
Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. She's glam, she's disco, and she's itching to smack something with an axe. Standard Swansea night out.
Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. We wish you could see the webcam pantomime we were witness to as Jamie mimed having three sets of stacked hands. It was poetry.
Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. He's got a list of horny animals he wants to transform in to, and a sound effects board.
And Tony is our guide, and does a smashing impression of a ten year old German exchange student.
If you're mega smart want to solve the puzzle before us, here's a cheeky map of the city of Enaria. You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.
And as ever, you can check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.