Sacré bleu!
This week's episode sees Ben and Laura attempt to make an explosive exit from the smelliest of prisons - a bath bomb shop!
Cue Jamie's ropey European accents, left socks and flavoursome soaps.
 
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And yes, Jamie does say "audio descriptions for the hard of hearing' at one point. And no, he didn't realise what he'd said until it was much, much too late.
 
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This week join Ben, Danny and Alan as they find themselves caught in Mike's Machiavellian scheme of treachery, betrayal, and some very unsubtle puzzles. Mike was revoltingly pleased with himself for this one.
Spoiler alert! If you want to be in on the joke from the beginning then read on...
This is the message Ben, Alan and Danny received before the recording:
Hope you don’t mind but I’ve got a cheeky request. For the recording tonight, you have a super secret mission. You are a saboteur, and it will be your role to stop the other two from escaping by solving the exit door puzzle. If the other two get you to admit to being a saboteur then the doll (which will make sense at the time) will get you, and you’ll be ejected from the recording and into the lobby until the others have escaped (or failed). To keep things fun, there will be one or two very subtle clues that something is afoot, but it’ll be up to the others to spot them.If you want to play along with the puzzles, here's the plaques:
Benedict arnoldO
BrutusO
Scar from the lion kingU
Jamie LannisterIE
Guy FawkesEAE
And the dreamcatcher beads:
3 TRST
4 MKS
1 D
2 NT
5 MSSG
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Don't let the title fool you. Jon does his best to be dark and creepy while the others consistently undermine him with gags about buttocks, scarecrows, and the many ways in which an abandoned car with a birds nest growing in it might no longer be road worthy. Oh and there's bodies. Lots of bodies.
 
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Join forces with Aled, Laura, and Mike as they loop through a hedge maze.
Who will be the first to claim to be stupid?
How much time will be lost trudging around?
Why is the end at the beginning?
GASP A maze zing!
Listen, weep with joy, and spare a thought for the poor folk having to live through the puns.  Tune in, find out, only on The Infinite Escape Room...
 

In this Episode, Jamie takes Mike, Laura and Dom in to the Oubliette of a pop culture classic, where he confounds them with an infuriatingly well constructed puzzle.
Also, here's a few visual assets if you're following along at home. Ye gods how we wish we'd found them sooner!
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A long, long time ago, we did a corporate gig. We also did a rehearsal with some friends and family and, by way of thanks, we offered them the chance to choose a venue for a future episode. They chose Madamme Tussauds.
What could be more charming than an idle wander through the wax works of this great institution, respectfully looking, not touching (and definately not stabbing, Alan), adhering to all signage and staying on our side of the venerable velvet rope.
What indeed...
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There's some dodgy capitalisation in that title...ho hum!
This week Ben is joined by special guests Lee and Adam from The Average Games podcast as Mike takes them through an apocalyptic board game cafe. Mysteries and Meeples abound as we journey within three of Mike's favorite games, and try to keep a step ahead of the Final Barista.
You can also hear these lovely chaps on some other podcasts. Go check them out at Wreckage RPG and Geeks Journal for dessert.
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What do you call a gang of one? This week I call it Jamie! Join him on his adventure as he vanquishes a giant herring, encounters eider ducks and sausages, and eats croutons.
 
How can a salad be so useful and yet so overlooked?
Why did the potatoes not sound like a brass instrument?
What monster climbs a mountain of dogs?
 
Strap up, hold on, and tune in to find out!
 
PS - The scrambled text on the plaque reads:
Af uskw gx shgusdqhkw
Prmmifbp clo qeb bka lc qfjb
Geffekiw qeoi ibgippirx kyevhmerw