The Infinite Escape Room

The escape room podcast where a bunch of friends make and solve homemade audio escape rooms for each other. One part escape room, one part role-playing game, a sprinkle of point-and-click adventure, and a whole lot of laughs. New episodes every Sunday! Hosted by Mike Collins, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs and Mairi Nolan.
Episodes
Episodes



Sunday Nov 07, 2021
Escape the ultimate betrayal at Traitors Rest!
Sunday Nov 07, 2021
Sunday Nov 07, 2021
This week join Ben, Danny and Alan as they find themselves caught in Mike's Machiavellian scheme of treachery, betrayal, and some very unsubtle puzzles. Mike was revoltingly pleased with himself for this one.
Spoiler alert! If you want to be in on the joke from the beginning then read on...
This is the message Ben, Alan and Danny received before the recording:
Hope you don’t mind but I’ve got a cheeky request. For the recording tonight, you have a super secret mission. You are a saboteur, and it will be your role to stop the other two from escaping by solving the exit door puzzle. If the other two get you to admit to being a saboteur then the doll (which will make sense at the time) will get you, and you’ll be ejected from the recording and into the lobby until the others have escaped (or failed). To keep things fun, there will be one or two very subtle clues that something is afoot, but it’ll be up to the others to spot them.If you want to play along with the puzzles, here's the plaques:
Benedict arnoldO
BrutusO
Scar from the lion kingU
Jamie LannisterIE
Guy FawkesEAE
And the dreamcatcher beads:
3 TRST
4 MKS
1 D
2 NT
5 MSSG
As always, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.



Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Escape Longleat Safari!
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Don't let the title fool you. Jon does his best to be dark and creepy while the others consistently undermine him with gags about buttocks, scarecrows, and the many ways in which an abandoned car with a birds nest growing in it might no longer be road worthy. Oh and there's bodies. Lots of bodies.
This episode included a sound effect used under the Creative Commons License. The License can be found here. The sound effect can be found here. It was created by Aris621. Thanks Aris, it's a good 'un!



Sunday Oct 24, 2021
Escape the Hedge Maze
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
Join forces with Aled, Laura, and Mike as they loop through a hedge maze.
Who will be the first to claim to be stupid?
How much time will be lost trudging around?
Why is the end at the beginning?
GASP A maze zing!
Listen, weep with joy, and spare a thought for the poor folk having to live through the puns. Tune in, find out, only on The Infinite Escape Room...



Sunday Oct 17, 2021
Escape the Oubliette!
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
Sunday Oct 17, 2021
In this Episode, Jamie takes Mike, Laura and Dom in to the Oubliette of a pop culture classic, where he confounds them with an infuriatingly well constructed puzzle.
Also, here's a few visual assets if you're following along at home. Ye gods how we wish we'd found them sooner!
And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.



Monday Oct 11, 2021
Escape Madame Tussauds
Monday Oct 11, 2021
Monday Oct 11, 2021
A long, long time ago, we did a corporate gig. We also did a rehearsal with some friends and family and, by way of thanks, we offered them the chance to choose a venue for a future episode. They chose Madamme Tussauds.
What could be more charming than an idle wander through the wax works of this great institution, respectfully looking, not touching (and definately not stabbing, Alan), adhering to all signage and staying on our side of the venerable velvet rope.
What indeed...
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This episode included a sound effect used under the Creative Commons License. The License can be found here. The sound effect can be found here.



Sunday Oct 03, 2021
Escape the Board Game Cafe at the End of the World (Ft. The Average Gamers)
Sunday Oct 03, 2021
Sunday Oct 03, 2021
There's some dodgy capitalisation in that title...ho hum!
This week Ben is joined by special guests Lee and Adam from The Average Games podcast as Mike takes them through an apocalyptic board game cafe. Mysteries and Meeples abound as we journey within three of Mike's favorite games, and try to keep a step ahead of the Final Barista.
You can also hear these lovely chaps on some other podcasts. Go check them out at Wreckage RPG and Geeks Journal for dessert.
Finally, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?



Sunday Sep 26, 2021
Escape the Herring Apocalypse
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
What do you call a gang of one? This week I call it Jamie! Join him on his adventure as he vanquishes a giant herring, encounters eider ducks and sausages, and eats croutons.
How can a salad be so useful and yet so overlooked?
Why did the potatoes not sound like a brass instrument?
What monster climbs a mountain of dogs?
Strap up, hold on, and tune in to find out!
PS - The scrambled text on the plaque reads:
Af uskw gx shgusdqhkw
Prmmifbp clo qeb bka lc qfjb
Geffekiw qeoi ibgippirx kyevhmerw



Sunday Sep 19, 2021
Escape The Pointless Chase...Cube
Sunday Sep 19, 2021
Sunday Sep 19, 2021
This week join Danny, Anna and Jon as they find themselves confronting Mike's terrifying creation of Mecha Richard Osman's deadly quiz show.
Massive thanks to Hill Burton for suggesting the quiz question puzzles for this episode - they're absolutely fiendish and it was great fun building a ridiculous episode around them.
Also you might notice that this episode has some iffy audio! Poor ol' Danny managed to goof on his audio settings and recorded his voice track with his webcam rather than his very posh and expensive microphone. Also our track backup solution (CraigBot) has been letting us down of late - so no backup. Whoopsiedoodles.
And finally, if you enjoy the show then you can support us via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.

We are the Infinite Escape Room
We're a group of pals from across the UK, and we've been producing The Infinite Escape Room weekly for six years. That's a lot of escape rooms - we're probably the most prolific escape room creators in the world by now? We like a beer, we like a puzzle, and we like a laugh.
To find out more about us, head on over to our About us page.
If you'd like to follow us, then head on over to Instagram and Facebook, where you can keep up to date with new episodes and have a chat with us.
If you want to help us out with a buck or two to keep the project going, then head on over to our Patreon. There's early access to episodes, unedited episodes, bonus content and more.