It's not what you think. Also it's filled with utterly horrible puns.
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Everyone loves a cliff hanger. Last week left the team trapped in a Bus, surrounded by zombies. How will the story end?
 
Will Bailey reveal her real name?
Will Aled save Wales?
Will Chris be able to draw a circle?
Will you? (It's actually quite hard, try it now).
 
 
Tune in with your host Jon and find out!
 
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Join Laura, Aled, and Alan as they try to escape a motorway service station!
 
On entering the station to relieve yourselves, a man comes running up to you. Before he is of much use "something" gets him! Watch out, because they are patrolling and will hinder you!
 
What accent gets mangled this week?
Who gets greased up?
Does anybody try to cheat?
 
Hopefully someone will stay calm and collected in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
 

This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school.
Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers!
Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit!
Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth!
Also, the map! 
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Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths.
What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word.
vandalization
/ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/
noun
the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house"
If you're wondering why I've resorted to linguistic pedantry, join Aled, Bailey and Mike and find out!
 
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This week, we’re doing something a little different as we’re joined once more by our much beloved (and at this point semi regular guests) Errol and Manda from the Room Escape Divas.
Join Jon, Manda and Errol as they navigate a narrative plod through disappointment avenue, in Stan’s Escape Experiense. And yes, that is spelt incorrectly. Just wait until you see his Spoky Haunted Kabin.
And as plugged, the 2021 Cryptex Puzzle Hunt starts on the first of March! You should go check it out. It’s very cool, and made by smart people who do the clevers.
Oh yeah, and Errol mentions Justin Nevin's gorgeous Cryptex® Security Box. This is what they look like (drools):
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P.S. We hear Darren Miller's pretty cool too. He assures us he has nothing to do with the manufacture of anything gorgeous.

Continue listening to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape this mind boggling house!
 
Why on earth are there so many Scrabble tiles?
When is Uncle Bob's birthday?
Do any of the gang actually have an Uncle Bob?
And is that a return of the whimsical padlocks?
 
Part 2 of Escape The Post-Vaccination House awaits with answers, and more questions!

This week listen to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape what is presumably their bedrooms...They've all had their COVID vaccinations and wake up feeling groggy.
Why is Alan wearing brown, velcro brogues to bed?
Will you hear Aled sing the Welsh national anthem?
And is that a ballcock in Dom's pocket or is he just happy to see you?
Come one and all to listen to Part 1 of...Escape The Post-Vaccination House!